This dude is lucky to still have teeth...

...because if I was there instead of my wife, I would have moved Heaven and Earth to get hold of him and kick said teeth out of his fucking face (can you tell I am a bit pissed?). This guy rolls by three or four times leering at the trio of moms waiting for their kids to get off that bus, motioning them to come over to his van. I am going to make it a special priority to get full on graphic pics of this POS caught in the act and personally deliver them to his wife/girlfriend/pastor/boss/whatever.
Important safety tip: NEVER proposition moms at a school bus stop while their kids are being unloaded from said bus. To violate this rule brings down the wrath of the Whore Watch Blogger. Silver newer model Chevy minivan with substantial damage to left rear side. Possible Oregon plate "BGBDDY"?

Predator Alert

This from The Eugene Register-Guard:

Police seek missing Eugene sex offender

The FBI is looking for a Eugene man indicted on child pornography charges who disappeared in the summer of 2005.

A federal grand jury last week indicted Rikki Lundstrom, 45, on four counts of distributing child pornography and one count of possessing child pornography. Lundstrom, a registered sex offender, was unemployed at the time of his disappearance, but he previously had worked as a cook and had attended Lane Community College.

Lundstrom is white, stands 6 feet 4 inches tall, and weighs 260 pounds. He has brown receding hair and blue eyes. The FBI said he may try to get a job as a cook or chef. It was unclear if he is still in Oregon.

The FBI said anyone who sees Lundstrom should call 911. People with general information about him can call the FBI office in Eugene at 343-5222 or in Portland, 24 hours a day, at (503) 224-4181.

Ya know what they say about redheads

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This creature lurks the sidewalks of the entire Monroe Park/Blair/Whitaker area. If you inadvertently stop at an intersection that she is staking out, she will jump into your car without so much as a word spoken. My advice, keep your doors locked, eyes peeled, and disinfectant spray always at the ready.

Gramps Lives!!!

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Remember the old geezer that I was talking about in my first ever post on this blog? Well, here he is (or at least the ass end of his truck). The wife got this pic after he gave her googly eyes as she was walking over to Sweet Life (she's a bit of a choco-holic that girl). This guy will endlessly circle the area from about 1:30 pm to 3:30 pm prowling for that perfect virus carrier to nibble his shriveled little.... ugh... I can't even think about how creepy/nasty that is....
Tan Nissan Frontier pickup with camper shell. Patriotic little "Support Our Troops" sticker (I would bet my left one that this dude is a registered Republican), Oregon plates 768ANP.

Well, at least her face cleared up

That's right folks, our original inductee is back and looking better than ever! All those scabs and pus have cleared up and boo-ya! What a hottie huh? Our original work resulted in her being evicted from the apartment she was using as a bordello, but we now have word she is shacking up in some flophouse on 8th and Jefferson. If you spot her, tell her you saw her on Monroe Park Whore Watch!!!

Our first "John"! (sorta...)

Well, with Autumn coming on, it appears that the ladies are becoming more active. Was driving over to 7-11 for some canned crack when I saw a surprisingly attractive little blonde chick getting into a black Honda with Oregon plates "WEB 129". By the time I could get turned around, *poof*, they vanished. But like sodas out of a machine, another slid right into her spot and was promptly picked up by the dude in this white Pontiac Grand Am with Oregon plates "PFC 467". I followed trying to get a pic of the dude's face, but traffic was not cooperating.
Anyway, after their tryst, he dropped her off and went home (1585/1595 W 8th). Here's the house. A Google search turned up this listing for the address. Whatever.... Please feel free to chat him up and let him know how appreciative we are of his patronage.

Wow... just... wow....

The dudes at the church on the corner come up with some goofy shit for their board, but even *I* was a bit taken aback by this one...