Monroe Park Whore Watch

And now for "Lane County Jail Hot or Not"

2007-12-07T19:36:00.001-08:00

Mugshot galleries are all the rage on sites like Fark, Smoking Gun, etc etc.
So, let us do a little mashup with this trend and the ubiquitous "Hot or Not" fad.

Here are some currently incarcerated ladies for your perusal (click on the pic for a bigger shot, click on the name for the LCSO inmate ID page, vote in the comments if you feel like it):

#1
ADAIR, LESLIE
-Burglary

#2
ARNOLD, MELISSA
-Meth

#3
BARCHUS, ROBIN
-Theft and ID Theft

#4
REECE, LAURIE
-DUI

#5
REED, JOLIE ANN
-Meth

#6
REED, KATHLEEN
-DUI

#7
RICH, PHYLLIS
-Federal Hold

#8
ROLLINGS, STACIE
-ID Theft(x9)
-Forgery
-False info to police
(total bail $2.17 million!)

#9
RUNION, SUZETTE
-PCS

#10
RYAN, SAMANTHA
-Meth

#11
SARGHETTI, ANDREA
-Failure to carry/present DL

#12
SIMRIN, JENNIFER
-Failure to appear

#13
SMITH, KATIE
-Resisting arrest

#14
TRIETSCH, ANNA
-Coersion

#15
TRIPLETT, GIGI
-PCS (x2)
-FTA (x2)

#16
WILLIAMS, SARA
-Meth (x5)
-False info to police (x2)
-FTA (x5)

(oh yeah.... innocent until proven guilty and all that stuff...)

Looks like I pissed off the OSP dudes.

2007-12-07T19:33:00.000-08:00

It appears that they do not appreciate me hotlinking their perv mugs. Oh well. Tomorrow I will update and just host the pics myself. One would figure I am providing a bit of a community service.

They Let Out More Pervs

2007-12-05T23:09:00.000-08:00

Okay, okay... been getting bitched at for not updating. So, Here are the latest (along with a few who have been out for awhile)rapists to be released into our community:

Name: EVANS, CHARLES EDWARD
Address: 1542 W 1ST AVE (the Mission)
Ht: 6' Wt: 180 Hair: Brn Eyes:Hzl
DOB: 09/09/1958
Offense: SEX ABUSE 3-MISD

Targets: Juvenile female between 13 to 16 years of age

Methods of Offending: Has been known to frequent skate arena where juvenile females congregate

Conditions & Restrictions: This individual may not knowingly communicate in any manner with a person under 18 years of age with the intent to commit a crime or for the purpose of arousing or satisfying the sexual desires of this individual or another person.

Name: SWIRES, CHRISTOPHER GLENN
Address: 780 W 6TH ALY #1
Ht: 5'11" Wt: 185
Hair: Blond Eyes: Blue (Glasses)
DOB: 11/10/1974

Offenses: SEX ABUSE 1-FEL(x2)
CHLD SX DISP-FEL(x2)

Targets: Pre-pubescent males

Methods of Offending: Invited neighboring minors into his residence and sexually abused them.

Conditions & Restrictions: No contact with minors. No intoxicants. No contact with victims. Shall not frequent places where minors are known to congregate.

Name: BATEMAN, WILLIAM WENDELL
Address: 1460 W 12TH #12
Height: 5'09" Weight: 186
Hair: Brn Eyes: Blue
DOB: 03/31/1931

Offenses: SODOMY 1-FEL
RAPE 1-FEL

Targets: Male and female juveniles

Conditions & Restrictions: This individual may not knowingly communicate in any manner with a person under 18 years of age with the intent to commit a crime or for the purpose of arousing or satisfying the sexual desires of this individual or another person.

Name: HAMILL, FERN CHARLES
Address: 1038 WASHINGTON
Height: 6' Weight: 180
Hair: Brown Eyes: Hazel
Tattoo, Arm, left: SUN, Shoulder, right: DRAGON
DOB: 02/08/1973
Offenses: SEX ABUSE 1-FEL
SEX ABUSE 1-FEL

Targets: Pre-pubescent children.

Methods of Offending: Within living situations or settings in which he is related to or acquainted with persons who have young children.

Conditions & Restrictions: Psychiatric medications as prescribed; no contact with minors; not to frequent places where minors are likely to congregate; sex offender treatment; no alcohol.

Name: GRAY, MARSHALL WARREN
Address: 335 WEST 2ND AVE #103
Height: 5'08" Weight: 180
Hair: Gray Eyes: Brown
DOB: 02/16/1932

Offenses: SEX ABUSE 1-FEL
KIDNAP 1-FEL

Targets: Pre-verbal girls, prepubescent boys

Methods of Offending: Pre-verbal girls - Lures or secrets child away from busy mother in a public setting and rapes. Prepubescent boys - earns the boys' trust in friendly discussion and anally rapes.

Conditions & Restrictions: No contact with Minors, may not frequent places where minors are likely to congregate.

More tomorrow (if time permits)

Luck O' the Irish?

2007-08-30T08:55:00.000-07:00

Ya know... I do believe the Northern Irish may just have something here. Seems some blokes in South Belfast got a wee pissed off and meted out some street justice to a local entrepreneur.

From The Australian:

Pictures of the attack appear to have been recorded on a mobile telephone camera. They show passersby watching as the punishment is administered.

After tar was poured on the man's head, feathers were emptied over him and a placard was hung around his neck claiming the victim, said to be a local man in his 30s, was a drug dealer.

It read: "I'm a drug dealing scumbag."

Tsk tsk tsk.

Article here

They have a group for everybody these days...

2007-08-11T21:36:00.000-07:00

Go figure huh? Hookers for Jesus. Well, lets hope some of our girls in the neighborhood peruse this blog and see this post. Maybe they can band together and set up a local chapter eh? They can all pool their earnings together and buy one of these spiffy shirts. Not bad for $25. Hell, that's just one quick knob job in the alley.

Blurb from the site: " I might not look like it, but I did it ALL, I tell you the truth! Prostitution, (street & high class call girl) exotic strip dancing, nude modeling, drugs of every kind, sex addiction, cutting, abortions--yes and miscarriages, masturbation addiction, pornography, dominance mistressing addiction, bisexuality, men addiction, gambling, binge drinking, smoking, anorexia, bulimia, and JAIL TIME... just to name a few... "

Sounds like she'd fit right in on 8th and Monroe.

Seriously though, if this gets even one of these girls off the streets and into a semblance of a sane life, then good for them. As far as having a "local chapter", I would seriously suggest checking out the Eugene Faith Center on 13th and Polk. Pastor Steve Overman and the whole congregation are really cool and very accepting. I know they have a large NA and AA contingent that attend services each Sunday.

Tell them Whorewatch Dude sent you.

I'm BACK! (Too bad Heroin Chick isn't)

2007-05-23T21:29:00.000-07:00

I want to apologize to all of my faithful friends who have endured months without a post...

So many things have been going on of late and I have had ZERO time to put into this project. Couple that with the fact that the local hooker traffic has been almost non-existant and I really couldn't get the impetus to sit down and hack out an entry.

Residents of the neighborhood will recognize this lovely lady though. Until today, she was pretty much known about the area as "Heroin Chick". Now we know her true identity is Rachel Ann Bradley. I first ran across her about four years ago and she was fairly attractive then. Time and chronic drug use has not been kind to Rachel though. She is circling the drain more rapidly with every passing day.

To make it better for all y'all, here is a little eye-bleach in the form of Heather Jean Byrd... mug shots are never kind, that being said, this young assault-3 convict is quite the hottie. Just don't piss her off apparently...

Pervs and other sick garbage

2006-12-16T21:57:00.000-08:00

So, exactly how safe and serene are you in you snug little bed when you lay your head down at night? You may just re-think your answer if you knew the types of folks bumping around our quiet little town. The papers and the TV news doesn't cover this stuff very much, but did you realize that on any given day there are folks like this lodged in Lane County Jail?
Now, given the police patrol cuts, the jail staff cuts, the court/DA's office caseload avalanche, just how many are NOT being lodged on any given day? Hmmmm.
(FYI: the info accompnying the photo is "charge, arresting agency, and (court case #)")

Inmate: BARBION GERALD JEROME
AIRS Number: 0003555
RAPE-1 Eugene Police Dept (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)
UNLF SEX PENETRATION-1 EPD (EGC 200623273)

Inmate: BARNES SCOTT KENNETH
AIRS Number: 0447100
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200617997)
UNLF SEX PENETRATION-1 EPD (EGC 200617997)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 EPD (EGC 200617997)

BEEGHLY ROLLAND ANDRE
AIRS Number: 1412952
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 LCSO (EGC 200620389)
RAPE-2 LCSO (EGC 200620389)
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 LCSO (EGC 200620389)
UNLF SEX PENETRATION-2 LCSO (EGC 200620389)

Inmate: BODDA JAYSON LEE
AIRS Number: 1578380
SEX OFFND FL REG ADR CHG (FTA) LCJ (EGC 200524085)

Inmate: BRYANT RODNEY WAYNE
AIRS Number: 1060290
SEX OFFND FL REG ADR CHG LCJ (DAC 06P3525)

Inmate: CLEMENS ROBERT JOSEPH
AIRS Number: 0997147
SEXUAL ABUSE-1 (PV) CDE (EUG PAROLE)

Inmate: CONROD DWAYNE DEMOND
AIRS Number: 1149154
RAPE-1 (ATTEMPT) (PV) SPD (EGN PAROLE)

Inmate: CRAWFORD JONATHAN S
AIRS Number: 1545624
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 (PV) LCSO (RSN 04CR2131FE)

Inmate: DOZIER CHRISTOPHER WADE
AIRS Number: 1387119
RAPE-3 (PV) EPD (EGN PAROLE)
SEX OFFND FL REG ADR CHG EPD (EGC 200618861)

Inmate: EMERY EDWARD JOHN
AIRS Number: 1172097
RAPE-1 (PV) SPD (EGN PAROLE)

Inmate: FEUERSTEIN REESE ALLAN
AIRS Number: 1216019
USE CHILD IN DISPLAY SEX JCPD (EGC 200623215)
USE CHILD IN DISPLAY SEX JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
DELIVER METH TO PERSON <18 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
FURNISH LIQUOR TO MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)
CONTRIB SEX DELINQ MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)
CONTRIB SEX DELINQ MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)
CONTRIB SEX DELINQ MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215) STRANGULATION JCPD (EGC 200623215)
ASSAULT-4 JCPD (EGC 200623215)
MENACING JCPD (EGC 200623215)
FURNISH LIQUOR TO MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)
FURNISH LIQUOR TO MINOR JCPD (EGC 200623215)

Inmate: FLOYD JACOBY VICTOR
AIRS Number: 1430784
SODOMY-3 LCSO (EGC 200620015)

Inmate: FRENCH DOUGLAS STEPHEN
AIRS Number: 2004939
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200400108)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)
SEXUAL ABUSE-2 LCJ (EGC 200620145)

Inmate: FRENCH TONY D
AIRS Number: 2013529
ASSAULT-1 (ATTEMPT) LCJ (EGC 200605354)
ASSAULT-1 LCJ (EGC 200605354)
ASSAULT-2 LCJ (EGC 200605354)
ASSAULT-2 LCJ (EGC 200605354)
MURDER INTENTIONAL (ATTEMPT) LCJ (EGC 200605354)
INTIMIDATION-2 LCJ (EGC 210609689)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210610233)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210611418)
PRIVATE INDECENCY LCJ (EGC 210611418)

Inmate: FULLBRIGHT BRADLEY EVAN
AIRS Number: 1208898
RAPE-3 (Parole Violation) SPD (EGN PAROLE)
ESCAPE-3 SPD (EGC 210624397)
PCS SPD (EGC 210624397)

This is only up to the "F"s.... I got sick of looking at them after that....

Yeesh! Tore up from the floor up...

2006-12-14T11:31:00.000-08:00

Jeeze-oh-pete! I thought some of the "ladies" around these parts were scroungy! I was checking out Fark yesterday when I found this news story out of Florida about a recent bust. The "Johns" are just as horrific as the whores (Click the story link for all 65 pics).

This second pic is a "devolution" I Gimped together to show how one of those girls, a rather cute 22 year old, spiraled rather quickly into the train-wreck she is today (yeah, I know, there are a ton of these before/after pics floating around, but I was bored). My first thought was "mmmm...meth", but from her booking info, she has always been caught with cocaine (crack I am assuming, as there are accompanying "paraphernalia" charges).

The drug war is SUCH a rousing success huh? Three words folks: Treatment, treatment, treatment.

On a lighter note... "Dread Pirate Slasher" from Fark created this funny-as-hell animated gif... I'm not exactly sure why I find it so hilarious, but I laugh like hell every time I see it.

whore (hôr, hr) n.

2006-12-06T12:25:00.000-08:00

Ya know, I have been catching flack from some folks for the use of the word "whore" in the title of this blog. Apparently, some over-sensitive types feel that it is a "bad-word" and are offended. I do like to point out to them that the King James Version of the Bible has 65 instances of the word "whore" right there in it's revered pages.

For the record, here is what the American Heritage Dictionary has to say on the subject:

whore (hôr, hr)
n.
1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for
personal gain.

nope... nowhere does it say anything about the word being profane.

Wikipedia has some interesting facts on street prostitution if you are in the reading mood.

I just cannot figure it... ya get upset about the word "whore" but the activity of whoring going on in plain sight every day doesn't faze ya. Go figure.

Wish me luck, Whorewatch Dude is off to battle Crack Whore... hopefully the fight will show up in an upcoming issue. (Why can't I get my own comic???)

売春婦の腕時計

2006-12-02T18:22:00.000-08:00

Hey... I received an e-mail from Japan today... go figure huh? Here it is:

From: サユリ
To: Me
Subject: セックス契約
Date: Sun, 3 Dec 2006 01:04:27 +0000 (GMT)
単発セックスもいいけれど、どうせなら、一度セックスをし、相性が良かったら、長期契約しませんか？
それもタダのセックスでなく、サポートしてくれる、最高のセックス契約！
女性には、身分を証明出来る物を提示して頂いており、サポート出来る範囲までも提示して頂いおります。
困った事がございましたら、当スタッフがご指導も致しますので、安心してご利用出来ます。
どんな感じか、一度ご自身の目で確かめて頂けたらと思います。
分からない点がございましたら、お気軽にお問い合わせ下さい。
セックス契約しない。。。
Roughly translated via Babel Fish:

From: サユリ
To: Me
Subject: Sex contract
Date: Sun and 3 Dec 2006 01:04:27 +0000 (GMT)

However also single-engine sex are good, if how the せ, when one time sex is done and affinity is good, long term it doesn't make a contract?
That not to be simply sex, it supports, the highest sex contract!
You have presented those which can prove status to the woman, presenting even to the range which can be supported, the top it is to be.
When there is a thing which is troubled, because this staff guides also, feeling at rest, it can utilize.
When you can verify with one time itself eye, what kind of to feel, that you think. When there is a point which does not understand, please inquire with ease.
It does not have sex does not make a contract. . .

I sorta get the gist of it... if you can do better on the translation, let me know....

Thanks

WTF?

2006-11-30T22:54:00.000-08:00

Okay... now some of you think this blog is taking things too far, or things are really not that bad out here. Well, my neighbor tells me that he got a call from Sanipac this morning telling him that they found used hypodermic needles in his curbside trash. They bereated him a bit, even threatening to call the police! He pretty much told them that until they provide locking trashcans, there wasn't too much he could do about it. Whatever dude... Sanipac can kiss my ass. They know what kind of area this is and flipping my neighbor shit was uncalled for. Anyway, apparently we are now at the point where we need LOCKING GARBAGE CANS!
(By the way, did you notice how many of those prostitute charges on our friends had matching drug charges?) Yeah, "victimless crime", whatever.......

Where have all the flowers gone?

2006-11-23T20:43:00.000-08:00

It seemed very quiet around the neighborhood of late, I was thinking that either the rain or my valiant interdiction efforts had curbed the whore-istic activity.

Hmmm, I thought... could it be that the "powers that be" have caught wind of this site, heard the shouts of the enraged community and galloped in with sword raised and sliced down the scourge of vice? Could be rabbit, could be....

I dashed to my computer to clandestinely access inmate info at Lane County Jail. Now, for your viewing pleasure, here are some of the storied ladies I have so often had the fortune to see gracing our sidewalks:

First out of the chute, you all know and love her! Yes, my friends it is our two-time feature 'ho "Monica". Got herself a contempt charge for Lord-only-knows what.

Inmate: DAVIS, YVONNE MONICA
AIRS Number: 1657571
Charge: CONTEMPT OF COURT (EGC 190613873 A)
Projected Release Date from Custody: N/A

The #2 position is held by one Judy Byrd. This fine lady will be spending X-mas in the clink... but, if you are lonely on New Year's Eve, she will be oh-so-fresh, just one day out of jail!

Inmate: BYRD, JUDY ANN
AIRS Number: 0058677
Charge: PROSTITUTION (EGM 04-32241)
Projected Release Date from Custody: 12/30/06

#3... well, she's not really one of "The Girls", but I just had to put Shannon on here 'cuz this chick earned herself a SODOMY rap! You go girl!

Inmate: DELIA, SHANNON ROSE
AIRS Number: 1367284
Charge: SODOMY-3 (Parole Violation)
Projected Release Date from Custody: 02/04/07

And finally, bringing in the rear (no pun intended) at #4 is Nanci Love. Personally, I want NO love from Ms. Love.... wow... someone actually pays for this.... the apocalypse is definitely at hand.

Inmate: LOVE NANCI LEA
AIRS Number: 0673049
Charge: FAILURE TO APPEAR-2 (ALC 06-040971)
Charge: DISORDERLY CONDUCT 2 (RSC 06-V-3259) Charge: PROSTITUTION (SPM 06-12278)
Charge: CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 (SPM 06-08341)
Charge: PROSTITUTION (SPM 06-06879)

Hope your Thanksgiving was better than these lady's.... take care!

Even more

2006-11-22T19:18:00.000-08:00

Fiddling around on the net today has brought about some very interesting info. Some of the stuff I found has resulted in new links over there on the right side of the page, and some I'll just list here. I am hoping that putting some of the resources for women I found may help someone in a situation they desperately want out of.

Some local stories have been done concerning the park and surrounding area.The Register-Guard had a story recently about the park entitled "Neighbors reclaim park from drug users, crime". Granted, it was horrendously worse a couple of years ago, but by no means has it been "reclaimed". At its best it is a cease-fire out here.

This photojournalism piece tells the story quite a bit better that the R-G did. UofO student Kai-Huei Yau put together an excellent commentary on the issues surrounding the park.

Interesting story from the R-G. This HIV+ ex-prostitute dude from NOLA comes to Eugene and turns his life around. Very positive tale. If this dude can straighten his shit out, so can anyone featured on this site.

Other items I have found:

The DC US Atty's office has come up with some really cool programs to address both the supply and demand side of the issue: The Prostitution Intervention Program.

The links page from Tampa, Florida's Southeast Seminole Heights offers some really interesting ideas.

Take it easy and have a great Thanksgiving.

The more you know....

2006-11-22T16:51:00.000-08:00

On May 25, 2000, the Eugene Police Commission published its Findings and Recommendations To Address Street Level Prostitution [pdf]. Some excerpts from the report show that not much has really changed in the six-plus years since.

From the report (all bold emphasis mine):

"Street level prostitution in the area adjoining 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th Avenues between Washington St. and Chambers St. has re-emerged as a serious neighborhood and community issue. "Johns" frequently cruise this area repeatedly to solicit prostitutes and frequently solicit sex from uninvolved youth and adults in the area....
...[police] operations must be repeated regularly to prevent the problem from recurring...
... a more comprehensive approach to the problem could be more cost effective...
... nearly all of the 35 women engaging in street level prostitution in West Eugene are adults addicted to heroin or cocaine...
... just over 200 "johns" have been arrested in Eugene over the last three years...
... about 60 percent of the "johns" are from Eugene, 30 percent are from Lane County outside Eugene and the remaining 10 percent are from outside of Lane County.
... whatever ones views of prostitution might be, State law makes it a crime...
... the precursor problems that produce prostitution... include drug addiction, childhood sexual abuse, poor education and job skills, and mental illness. Effective prevention, intervention and treatment is needed to reduce the number of girls and women who are in the trade...
... prostitution produces numerous public health and safety problems. Sexually transmitted diseases are a significant risk from this activity...
... studies have found that nearly all violence against prostitutes happens to street prostitutes. The amount of this violence is significant and provides another reason to focus efforts on street level prostitution...
... prostitution has a serious and negative impact... by reducing the livability of central neighborhoods...
... in other communities, street prostitution has been a significant factor producing urban blight...

So... exactly how far has Eugene come in their address of this issue? If you live in this neighborhood, you know the answer. This problem has gone on long enough. I am absolutely done with the women and girls who are my neighbors being solicited by these cretins. I am equally through with the men of the neighborhood being looked upon as solicitors just for driving through the area. Trust me, this endeavor is in no way in danger of ending. As long as the safety, comfort, and well-being of the residents of this community is an issue, my camera, my keyboard, and my time will be well-spent here.

Rain...

2006-11-13T20:04:00.000-08:00

...washes away the dirt and grime. Apparently so, because there has been a startling lack of nefarious traffic in the area recently. I would like to believe that the awareness and/or attention garnered from this blog is the cause of it, but we'll wait for a few clear days before we claim any headway won.

For those of you who are bitching and moaning that I am "picking" on people or am promoting gentrification, let me clarify myself. Come around the neighborhood any cold and/or rainy evening and you will see these kids sleeping under the awning at the church. They bother no one, they pick up after themselves, they stay quiet. Pretty much they sleep, then get up in the morning and go on about their business. Most of the homeless in the area are, in fact, pretty cool people if you take a moment out of your day to chat them up.

Anyway, thanks again to the emails and comments. Keep them coming 'k?

Oh, and a little note to the whiny little eunuch that obsessively keeps trying to post in the comments: I (for the most part) publish every single comment that comes in. Comments that are just an immature little boy using his potty-mouth because the anonymity afforded him by the internet makes him brave are summarily dismissed. Come up with an intelligent post (or, for you, a simple coherent sentence), and you will be greenlit.

Thanks...

2006-11-02T20:52:00.000-08:00

To all of you who have commented and critiqued my site either here, on Craigslist, or via email, I want to give you a heartfelt thanks. Good or bad, the input received helps me fine tune this page to best document the issues at hand and hopefully raise public awareness to the point where change will not be just hoped for, but demanded.
Thanks to the Eugene Weekly for their write-up this week. I had no idea the media had picked up on this until I noticed a ton of hits referred from their site. Special thanks to Martha Calhoon for a stunningly fair and objective piece. I have never spoken with Ms Calhoon and was not contacted in any way regarding her story and am very grateful to her for writing such a balanced thread.
Please continue to visit not only my site, but our incredible community. The Monroe Park area is very beautiful and full of great people and businesses that try to make a difference.
Peace.

This dude is lucky to still have teeth...

2006-10-25T12:51:00.000-07:00

...because if I was there instead of my wife, I would have moved Heaven and Earth to get hold of him and kick said teeth out of his fucking face (can you tell I am a bit pissed?). This guy rolls by three or four times leering at the trio of moms waiting for their kids to get off that bus, motioning them to come over to his van. I am going to make it a special priority to get full on graphic pics of this POS caught in the act and personally deliver them to his wife/girlfriend/pastor/boss/whatever.
Important safety tip: NEVER proposition moms at a school bus stop while their kids are being unloaded from said bus. To violate this rule brings down the wrath of the Whore Watch Blogger. Silver newer model Chevy minivan with substantial damage to left rear side. Possible Oregon plate "BGBDDY"?

Predator Alert

2006-10-25T12:28:00.000-07:00

This from The Eugene Register-Guard:

Police seek missing Eugene sex offender

The FBI is looking for a Eugene man indicted on child pornography charges who disappeared in the summer of 2005.

A federal grand jury last week indicted Rikki Lundstrom, 45, on four counts of distributing child pornography and one count of possessing child pornography. Lundstrom, a registered sex offender, was unemployed at the time of his disappearance, but he previously had worked as a cook and had attended Lane Community College.

Lundstrom is white, stands 6 feet 4 inches tall, and weighs 260 pounds. He has brown receding hair and blue eyes. The FBI said he may try to get a job as a cook or chef. It was unclear if he is still in Oregon.

The FBI said anyone who sees Lundstrom should call 911. People with general information about him can call the FBI office in Eugene at 343-5222 or in Portland, 24 hours a day, at (503) 224-4181.

Ya know what they say about redheads

2006-10-24T21:58:00.001-07:00

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This creature lurks the sidewalks of the entire Monroe Park/Blair/Whitaker area. If you inadvertently stop at an intersection that she is staking out, she will jump into your car without so much as a word spoken. My advice, keep your doors locked, eyes peeled, and disinfectant spray always at the ready.

Gramps Lives!!!

2006-10-24T21:40:00.001-07:00

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Remember the old geezer that I was talking about in my first ever post on this blog? Well, here he is (or at least the ass end of his truck). The wife got this pic after he gave her googly eyes as she was walking over to Sweet Life (she's a bit of a choco-holic that girl). This guy will endlessly circle the area from about 1:30 pm to 3:30 pm prowling for that perfect virus carrier to nibble his shriveled little.... ugh... I can't even think about how creepy/nasty that is....
Tan Nissan Frontier pickup with camper shell. Patriotic little "Support Our Troops" sticker (I would bet my left one that this dude is a registered Republican), Oregon plates 768ANP.

Well, at least her face cleared up

2006-10-24T19:43:00.000-07:00

That's right folks, our original inductee is back and looking better than ever! All those scabs and pus have cleared up and boo-ya! What a hottie huh? Our original work resulted in her being evicted from the apartment she was using as a bordello, but we now have word she is shacking up in some flophouse on 8th and Jefferson. If you spot her, tell her you saw her on Monroe Park Whore Watch!!!

Our first "John"! (sorta...)

2006-10-24T16:07:00.000-07:00

Well, with Autumn coming on, it appears that the ladies are becoming more active. Was driving over to 7-11 for some canned crack when I saw a surprisingly attractive little blonde chick getting into a black Honda with Oregon plates "WEB 129". By the time I could get turned around, *poof*, they vanished. But like sodas out of a machine, another slid right into her spot and was promptly picked up by the dude in this white Pontiac Grand Am with Oregon plates "PFC 467". I followed trying to get a pic of the dude's face, but traffic was not cooperating.
Anyway, after their tryst, he dropped her off and went home (1585/1595 W 8th). Here's the house. A Google search turned up this listing for the address. Whatever.... Please feel free to chat him up and let him know how appreciative we are of his patronage.

Wow... just... wow....

2006-10-24T15:47:00.000-07:00

The dudes at the church on the corner come up with some goofy shit for their board, but even *I* was a bit taken aback by this one...

New Stuff

2006-09-17T22:20:00.000-07:00

I put a couple of new links over there on the right side... One goes to EPD's site, one to the JWN, and one to the new State of Oregon Sex Offender Mapping System. Looking at the map of the area around Monroe Park shows these two pillars of society. Donald J. Todd and Karl G. Dick (appropriate name huh? I swear I couldn't make this shit up if I tried). Keep your eyes peeled and if you see these degenerates near any kids, call 911 pronto. Thanks!

Yeeee-haww! Got a new camera!!!

2006-09-17T20:27:00.000-07:00

I just picked up a new digital camera! It is a HP Photosmart E217. Target had it on sale with a cool little printer dock for about $125. There are a few left if you want to pick one up. So, now you will hopefully see more pics of the lovely ladies that frequent our neighborhood....
Take care folks!

Resident Hairball (off topic)

2006-09-12T11:24:00.000-07:00

Due to the response from members of the community (see the "comments" section below) I have decided to pull this posting.

I still feel the same about the person in question and his issues with lack of property maintenance, and I feel that the issues brought up in the post contribute directly to the prostitution/public drug and alcohol use in the area, but I will concede that my posting did, in fact, smack of asshole-ism and gentrification.

So, for those who voiced their opinions, thanks. Your input is well received and will be, as always, considered thoughtfully on the way issues are addressed on this blog.

Thanks again.

Bummer (Edited)

2006-09-12T11:00:00.000-07:00

Wonder why there have been no new pics? Some piece of shit stole my digital camera! Totally sucks the, well, you know....

There has been a ton of activity around the 8th & Monroe area. This horrific crack-head was asking for a "ride" right at the spot the kids catch the school bus! WTF? I flipped her a ton of shit but she refused to leave, so I called the cops. I had to go run an errand, and when I got back, she was gone.

It seems this dude driving a "Jerry's" taxicab was either working with her or perhaps wishing to make some sort of business transaction with her. She kept going back and forth across the street to talk to him for about a half an hour. Call (541) 688-8761 and tell the dispatcher you don't appreciate this.

While I was chatting up the whore, a dude from Art of Glass came out and jumped square into my shit. Thought I was a customer. I squared it with him and all is well. While you are on the phone bitching at the cab dude, call the glass place at (541) 485-8650 and tell them you appreciate them keeping an eye out.
(I took a 35mm pic of the skank, as soon as the film gets back from Wally's, I'll post it)
(Got the pic back from the processor.... quite the beauty huh?)

First pic!

2006-06-24T16:12:00.000-07:00

Woo hoo! We got our first pic! This fine looking fellow is a local "pimp" who prefers to work his girls in the 8th Avenue area. His name is Wilmer Mosely. Say hello to this puke next time you are in the area. Or better yet, ~~throw something heavy and/or pointed at him~~ give him a hug (for those who accuse me of condoning violence and cannot comprehend sarcasm, I edited that for ya). (Oh yeah... check out those sportin' shoes eh?)

Welcome!

2006-06-14T16:47:00.000-07:00

This very ugly, basic, no-frills blog page is brought to you by a pissed off Monroe Park area resident.

This is a neighboorhood that has many kids playing about. It has nice, simple homes. It has a friendly attitude. It has a nice local market. Alas, it also has PROSTITUTES!

It is not so much the prostitutes that piss me off, but their "customers". You really have no idea the wide variety of dudes (and a few women) that lurk about picking these ladies up. One of the regular guys is about 70 years old!

The main reason this cheezes me off so damn bad is that these skels proposition my wife while she is sitting as the school bus stop waiting to pick up the kids! Definate pukes.

So, enjoy the photos and updates of these a-holes Johns, working ladies, and pimps.

Please feel free to comment and/or critique.

I will keep this page updated as I catch the bastards trolling for their next big purchase.