Where have all the flowers gone?

It seemed very quiet around the neighborhood of late, I was thinking that either the rain or my valiant interdiction efforts had curbed the whore-istic activity.

Hmmm, I thought... could it be that the "powers that be" have caught wind of this site, heard the shouts of the enraged community and galloped in with sword raised and sliced down the scourge of vice? Could be rabbit, could be....

I dashed to my computer to clandestinely access inmate info at Lane County Jail. Now, for your viewing pleasure, here are some of the storied ladies I have so often had the fortune to see gracing our sidewalks:

First out of the chute, you all know and love her! Yes, my friends it is our two-time feature 'ho "Monica". Got herself a contempt charge for Lord-only-knows what.

Inmate: DAVIS, YVONNE MONICA
AIRS Number: 1657571
Charge: CONTEMPT OF COURT (EGC 190613873 A)
Projected Release Date from Custody: N/A














The #2 position is held by one Judy Byrd. This fine lady will be spending X-mas in the clink... but, if you are lonely on New Year's Eve, she will be oh-so-fresh, just one day out of jail!

Inmate: BYRD, JUDY ANN
AIRS Number: 0058677
Charge: PROSTITUTION (EGM 04-32241)
Projected Release Date from Custody: 12/30/06














#3... well, she's not really one of "The Girls", but I just had to put Shannon on here 'cuz this chick earned herself a SODOMY rap! You go girl!

Inmate: DELIA, SHANNON ROSE
AIRS Number: 1367284
Charge: SODOMY-3 (Parole Violation)
Projected Release Date from Custody: 02/04/07














And finally, bringing in the rear (no pun intended) at #4 is Nanci Love. Personally, I want NO love from Ms. Love.... wow... someone actually pays for this.... the apocalypse is definitely at hand.

Inmate: LOVE NANCI LEA
AIRS Number: 0673049
Charge: FAILURE TO APPEAR-2 (ALC 06-040971)
Charge: DISORDERLY CONDUCT 2 (RSC 06-V-3259) Charge: PROSTITUTION (SPM 06-12278)
Charge: CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 (SPM 06-08341)
Charge: PROSTITUTION (SPM 06-06879)












Hope your Thanksgiving was better than these lady's.... take care!